Swears Like a Sailor.
OK funny story, real quick.
One of my closest boyz, Sean, decided he was going to abstain from using naughty words during Lent. Every time he swore, he would put a quarter in a jar.
Sounds harmless enough. He actually strikes most people as a very polite young man.
Here’s the thing though. Sean is a merchant mariner. Something must come over a person on the high seas because he’s socked away quite a bit…
He’ll be back on land this weekend and I don’t know if he’s chosen a charity for his um… earnings yet but by the sounds of things he might want to consider the Tourettes Syndrome Association. Help yourself out.
Jeez man. $300.
Imagine if he gave up chocolate.