‘Paws’… or something like that.
Now I remember why I was at the zoo. It was an assignment about the baby polar bear. He was finally old enough to be let out of the back for the public to see and some grade schoolers entered a contest to name him. It was a really obvious name like ‘Paws’ or something too. Almost as obvious as my heavy handed application of our old friend ‘Unsharp Mask’.